From 50057d5149dda340b3b47aca4096f4a6ec66b9ee Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Přemysl Eric Janouch Date: Fri, 6 Aug 2021 16:12:15 +0200 Subject: Come up with sillier names for the binaries I'm not entirely sure, but it looks like some people might not like jokes about the Holocaust. On a more serious note, the project has become more serious over the 7 or so years of its existence. --- plugins/xB/coin | 128 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 128 insertions(+) create mode 100755 plugins/xB/coin (limited to 'plugins/xB/coin') diff --git a/plugins/xB/coin b/plugins/xB/coin new file mode 100755 index 0000000..14cabb5 --- /dev/null +++ b/plugins/xB/coin @@ -0,0 +1,128 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env tclsh +# +# xB coin plugin, random number-based utilities +# +# Copyright 2012, 2014 Přemysl Eric Janouch +# See the file LICENSE for licensing information. +# + +# This is a terrible excuse for a programming language and I feel dirty. + +proc parse {line} { + global msg + unset -nocomplain msg + + if [regexp {^:([^ ]*) *(.*)} $line -> prefix rest] { + set msg(prefix) $prefix + set line $rest + } + if [regexp {^([^ ]*) *(.*)} $line -> command rest] { + set msg(command) $command + set line $rest + } + while {1} { + set line [string trimleft $line " "] + set i [string first " " $line] + if {$i == -1} { set i [string length $line] } + if {$i == 0} { break } + + if {[string index $line 0] == ":"} { + lappend msg(param) [string range $line 1 end] + break + } + lappend msg(param) [string range $line 0 [expr $i - 1]] + set line [string range $line $i end] + } +} + +proc get_config {key} { + global msg + puts "ZYKLONB get_config :$key" + gets stdin line + parse $line + return [lindex $msg(param) 0] +} + +proc pmrespond {text} { + global ctx + global ctx_quote + puts "PRIVMSG $ctx :$ctx_quote$text" +} + +fconfigure stdin -translation crlf -encoding iso8859-1 +fconfigure stdout -translation crlf -encoding iso8859-1 + +set prefix [get_config prefix] +puts "ZYKLONB register" + +set eightball [list \ + "It is certain" \ + "It is decidedly so" \ + "Without a doubt" \ + "Yes - definitely" \ + "You may rely on it" \ + "As I see it, yes" \ + "Most likely" \ + "Outlook good" \ + "Yes" \ + "Signs point to yes" \ + "Reply hazy, try again" \ + "Ask again later" \ + "Better not tell you now" \ + "Cannot predict now" \ + "Concentrate and ask again" \ + "Don't count on it" \ + "My reply is no" \ + "My sources say no" \ + "Outlook not so good" \ + "Very doubtful"] + +while {[gets stdin line] != -1} { + parse $line + + if {! [info exists msg(prefix)] || ! [info exists msg(command)] + || $msg(command) != "PRIVMSG" || ! [info exists msg(param)] + || [llength $msg(param)] < 2} { continue } + + regexp {^[^!]*} $msg(prefix) ctx + if [regexp {^[#&+!]} [lindex $msg(param) 0]] { + set ctx_quote "$ctx: " + set ctx [lindex $msg(param) 0] + } else { set ctx_quote "" } + + set input [lindex $msg(param) 1] + set first_chars [string range $input 0 \ + [expr [string length $prefix] - 1]] + if {$first_chars != $prefix} { continue } + set input [string range $input [string length $prefix] end] + + if {$input == "coin"} { + if {rand() < 0.5} { + pmrespond "Heads." + } else { + pmrespond "Tails." + } + } elseif {[regexp {^dice( +|$)(.*)} $input -> _ args]} { + if {! [string is integer -strict $args] || $args <= 0} { + pmrespond "Invalid or missing number." + } else { + pmrespond [expr {int($args * rand()) + 1}] + } + } elseif {[regexp {^(choose|\?)( +|$)(.*)} $input -> _ _ args]} { + if {$args == ""} { + pmrespond "Nothing to choose from." + } else { + set c [split $args ",|"] + pmrespond [string trim [lindex $c \ + [expr {int([llength $c] * rand())}]]] + } + } elseif {[regexp {^eightball( +|$)(.*)} $input -> _ args]} { + if {$args == ""} { + pmrespond "You should, you know, ask something." + } else { + pmrespond [lindex $eightball \ + [expr {int([llength $eightball] * rand())}]]. + } + } +} + -- cgit v1.2.3-70-g09d2